The Signature Tee

Inches (Imperial)

Size Label	Length (A)	Width (B)	Sleeve (C)
S	28"	18"	15 ⅝"
M	29"	20"	17"
L	30"	22"	18 ½"
XL	31"	24"	20"
2XL	32"	26"	21 ½"

Centimeters (Metric)

Size Label	Length (A)	Width (B)	Sleeve (C)
S	71 cm	45.7 cm	39.7 cm
M	73.7 cm	50.8 cm	43.2 cm
L	76.2 cm	56 cm	47 cm
XL	78.7 cm	61 cm	50.8 cm
2XL	81.3 cm	66 cm	54.6 cm

A - Length
Measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.

B - Width
Measured across the chest, 1" below the armhole, flattened out.

C - Sleeve Length
Measured from the center back of the neck, down the shoulder, to the sleeve hem.

Note: Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Classic fit. Stick to your size for a standard look, or size up for a relaxed drape.

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This ain't your average, run-of-the-mill mall tee that shrinks into a crop top after one wash. This is a promise.

We chose Comfort Colors ® as the canvas because if you’re gonna carry the weight and glory of a legendary beard, you might as well be in your comfort zone while doin' it. Crafted for the men who know that while a silver tongue gets you in the door, the beard handles the cleanup. This shirt feels as good as a woman's touch—soft, rugged, and built to handle whatever you throw at it.

• Heavyweight Grit: 100% ring-spun cotton. It’s soft as a freshly washed beard but tough enough to survive a week-long trek in the wild. It doesn't shy away from sweat, grease, or... other fluids.

• The "Lived-In" Vibe: Feels like your favorite vintage go-to from the very first wear. No stiff, cardboard-crap here.

• Built to Last: Thick, heavyweight fabric that holds its shape—just like your principles.

• Go Big or Go Home: That massive circular print on the chest does the talkin' so you don't have to. It screams attitude before you even unzip your fly.

• The Fit: Relaxed. Because tight shirts are for dudes with nothing to hide and even less to show.

Our gear is built to take a beating, but even a rugged beard needs a little love. If you can maintain your facial hair, you can wash a damn shirt:

• Cold Water Only: Hot water is for tea and overachievers. In this house, we keep it chill—hot water belongs in foreplay, not the laundry.

• Inside Out: Protect that print. It’s the reason you’re lookin' good, so keep it facing the shadows.

• Gentle Touch: Comfort Colors cotton is laid back—keep it that way with a mild detergent.

• The First Date: It might bleed a little color at first (don't we all?). Wash it solo for the first round to keep your whites from turnin' pink.

• Don’t Roast It: Low heat in the dryer or hang it up. Air drying gives you more time for the essentials—like trimming that mane.

We handle business straight-up, with zero bureaucracy.

• Free Shipping on all orders: We just hate extra costs…

• Delivery Time: We don't rush, and neither should you. We ship your haul within 2-5 business days. Once it leaves our hands, it’s usually 2–5 days depending on how hard the mailman is hustlin'. Track it obsessively or forget about it until it hits your porch—we support both styles.

• The "Something Went Wrong" Policy: If your gear shows up thrashed or it’s just the wrong fit, we got you. We aren't some faceless corporate machine; we’re real dudes behind the screen who want you stoked. Hit us up, and we’ll settle it without the drama.

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