The Signature Tee

Inches (Imperial)

Size Label	Length (A)	Width (B)	Sleeve (C)
S	28"	18"	15 ⅝"
M	29"	20"	17"
L	30"	22"	18 ½"
XL	31"	24"	20"
2XL	32"	26"	21 ½"

Centimeters (Metric)

Size Label	Length (A)	Width (B)	Sleeve (C)
S	71 cm	45.7 cm	39.7 cm
M	73.7 cm	50.8 cm	43.2 cm
L	76.2 cm	56 cm	47 cm
XL	78.7 cm	61 cm	50.8 cm
2XL	81.3 cm	66 cm	54.6 cm

A - Length
Measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.

B - Width
Measured across the chest, 1" below the armhole, flattened out.

C - Sleeve Length
Measured from the center back of the neck, down the shoulder, to the sleeve hem.

Note: Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Classic fit. Stick to your size for a standard look, or size up for a relaxed drape.

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Protect your dome and let your beard handle the heavy lifting. This isn't one of those cheap, flimsy caps. This is the lid your beard has been waiting for.

Bold, crisp, and built to last. It’s got that sharp, premium feel right out of the gate, so you look like a boss from day one. Whether you’re blocking the sun or keeping a low profile, this cap tells the world exactly what kind of man they’re dealing with.

• Premium Cotton Twill: 100% cotton that’s soft as hell but built to survive the grind. It’s got that clean, high-quality finish that says you mean business.

• Classic Structured Fit: Sturdy and bold. It sits right, stays put, and keeps its shape no matter how hard you go.

• The Statement: The iconic circular "Beard Dries What Tongue Wets" patch is front and center. It’s a conversation starter that usually ends with a drink—or a phone number.

• Adjustable Brass Buckle: One size fits all. Whether you’re rockin’ a thick mane or a fresh buzz, the hideaway strap-back ensures a custom fit that won't slip when things get heated.

Don't be a lazy bastard and toss this in the machine. Keep it lookin' sharp:

• Spot Clean Only: Use a damp cloth and some mild soap if you get a little too much "action" on it.

• Air Dry: Let it sit out and breathe. Don't put it in the dryer unless you want it to fit your nephew.

• Keep it Sharp: Since this is a structured cap, store it properly so it doesn't get crushed under your gym bag or boots.

We handle business straight-up, with zero bureaucracy.

• Free Shipping on all orders: We just hate extra costs…

• Delivery Time: We don't rush, and neither should you. We ship your haul within 2-5 business days. Once it leaves our hands, it’s usually 2–5 days depending on how hard the mailman is hustlin'. Track it obsessively or forget about it until it hits your porch—we support both styles.

• The "Something Went Wrong" Policy: If your gear shows up thrashed or it’s just the wrong fit, we got you. We aren't some faceless corporate machine; we’re real dudes behind the screen who want you stoked. Hit us up, and we’ll settle it without the drama.

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