How big are ya? (Sizing)
Sizes vary by drop, but we usually run S–XXL. Check the size chart on the product page before you order something too small and end up lookin' like a stuffed sausage. If you’re between sizes, go big. More shirt equals more lovin'.
Hats and caps are always one-sizers.
Where do you ship this gear?
Right now, we’re hittin' the USA, Canada, and Europe. If you’re livin' off the grid somewhere else, hit us up—we’ll see if we can arrange a "private delivery" for ya.
When’s it gonna show up?
Good things come to those who wait. We usually ship your haul within 2-5 business days. Once it leaves our hands, it’s usually 2–5 days depending on how hard the mailman is hustlin'.
Is my money safe? (Payments)
We don't mess around with sketchy tech. We use a 100% Secure Checkout powered by Shopify Payments. Whether you’re usin' Apple Pay, Google Pay, Shop Pay, or your standard Credit/Debit cards, your data is locked down tighter than a vault. Cash on the barrelhead, shirt in the mail. Simple as that.
What if it doesn't do the trick? (Returns)
If your gear shows up thrashed or it’s just the wrong fit, we got you. We aren't some faceless corporate machine; we’re real dudes who want you stoked. Hit us up within 30 days and we’ll make it right—no drama.
What’s the slogan mean, anyway?
If you gotta ask, you probably don't have the beard to back it up. Figure it out, champ.